Manager! Have you bungled? Ultimate Happiness winner, Jane, please contact the band directly.
Posted by Omniscient
Manager, your clumsy maneuvering has led to a SNAFU of unforgivable proportions! Somehow poor Jane collected no prizes. Know that your avatar is under review. I am considering assigning you an even more repulsive photo.
Innocent Jane, I will not allow you to be rooked by the band’s incompetent manager. Please contact John or Matt via the forum’s PM communication feature to gather your rightful rewards. Justice will be served!
17 Comments
Reparations to the entire Super Squad are in order…I suggest a cruise down the mighty mississippi….
Posted by Kara
during which a serenade occurs, “La la la la la.. Will you be…”
Posted by ss
This contest has far exceeded my expectations in the drama department. What could possibly be next?
Posted by RyanOBoogie
I’m soooo glad I’m not involved in any way!
Posted by Kara
Although, the reparations may have to involve a van trip with Jane to PA.
Posted by Dr. Neau
Obviously,that would be acceptable…however, I am wondering about our Omnipotent and His role in the release of the Volcano that prevented dear Robbie V. from attending….I sense total chaos….
Posted by Kara
Getting your name in the headline on the website is a pretty good thing. Jane, maybe you can demand that your avatar be Twilight Hour’d with blinky eyes and all.
Posted by RyanOBoogie
See the forum for some insight into how manager made a mess… stupid stupid manager. Fire his ass, that’s what I say.
Posted by John
Fear not. Band and band manager need not apologize.*
I have learned well the moral of this tale. Mere mortals such as I simply can not frolic amongst the glorious splendor of the rock pantheon divinity. And to try to, the equivalent of a cocky flight to the sun, proved me unworthy and thrust me back to my swampy existence. I am sure I was deserving of the flagellation and accept it. I wear the scars as a badge of honor.
*And by “need not apologize” I mean MUST MAKE IT UP TO ME BIG TIME! I AM WAITING. 
Posted by jane
Jane, if you can somehow negotiate for the autographed poster that my wife won, I’d be forever grateful. She Got an email but has no poster. I smell SNAFU.
Posted by RyanOBoogie
Also, Kara, I think you’ll find this telling…
My winning 2nd row tickets were held under the name JEAN!
Posted by jane
Jane is back and feisty as ever….thank goodness she’s emerged from the depths of despair….I think this might be a test of worthiness or something….you must be totally crushed to emerge ready to enter the Pantheon with the band who is surely on their way…so far…Jane and I have come through….who’s next?
Posted by Kara
...hmmm…and about that “Jean” thing…I’m thinking that was just another example of managerial incompetence….the buffoonery of spelling the ultimate prize winner’s name wrong just totally takes the cake…..!
Posted by Kara
Had all the right letters…
Posted by Dr. Neau
Why would Omniscient have to ask? Wouldn’t he know the answer?
Posted by Dr. Neau
That looks like my 3rd grade class….!
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