They always put out.
Posted by Omniscient
Remember the Star Trek episode with Captain Kirk and the brute Flavius? Members of the crew found themselves on a planet resembling ancient Rome but equipped with television technology. A nasty roman sadist ran a TV show in which gladiators would fight to the death. And a captive Kirk was chosen for the ring. Kirk dragged his feet, affecting the pose of a pacifist. So did the big hunk, Flavius, who was chosen to be his adversary. But the nasty sadist knew that when he put these champions in the ring with big swords they would put out. And they did.
Wilson and Munson affect the pose of wisened seers, above it all. To them it’s all prostitution, and they do not approve. Sure. But put them on a stage and turn on the lights. Watch the two philosophers preen and grind like champions. They always put out.
Update from Matt: BTW in this analogy, Wilson is Kirk, Munson is the brute Flavius, and you, dear Audience, are the nasty sadist! Nasty!
Doors: 8:00 p.m.
Show Time: 8:00 p.m.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Minneapolis, MN
First Avenue
Amazing Bill. Tix on sale 1/8 to MPR members.
Doors: TBD
Show Time: TBD
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Saturday, February 06, 2010
Lawrence, KS
The Bottleneck
The Bottleneck. Lawrence. Site of mysterious happenings. Please don’t drug us again.
Doors: TBD
Show Time: TBD
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Thursday, February 25, 2010
Chicago, IL
SPACE (The Society for the Preservation of Arts and Culture in Evanston)
Our friend Jeremy said that SPACE is his favorite place to play… EVER! So, we decided we should at least check it out. Old friends, Frisbie open the show.
Doors: TBD
Show Time: TBD
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Friday, February 26, 2010
Milwaukee, WI
Shank Hall
Does their logo include a Stonehenge portal? Then it must be Shank Hall. There have been some glorious evenings spent at Shank Hall Will this be one of them? Come find out!